A Pantless Weasel is Dilbert’s new SEO “Expert” – however as in the “Dung For Brains” episodes, it’s likely to all end badly.
So the moral of this cartoon – if you want your SEO done properly, be like us and don’t hire any Pantless Weasels 
Pantless Weasel – Dilberts SEO Expert
Site Launched – The Man With A Van Swindon
Another new site launched and this one is for a client offering removals and storage in Swindon.
This is going to be an on-going development as they offer a range of services including trailer hire.
They have also been setup on Facebook, Twitter and Google+ to maximise exposure. In fact the first enquiry came through within 12 hours of the site going live.
Shop Site Launched – JCB Workwear Specialists
We’ll be covering it in more detail soon but we’ve recently launched the new JCB Workwear Specialist online shop selling JCB Workwear.
The site went live before Christmas – on budget and on time – and allows online orders of the JCB clothing range.
In addition to the website, we have also setup a Facebook page, Twitter account and Google+ page to help promote the site.
To see the site go to www.jcbworkwearspecialists.co.uk
Zeberpupin Now At #1 on Google
The Zeberpupin post from Monday is now #1 on Google – even beating Dilbert.com and Zeberpupin.com.
Potentially a great move by a Canadian company in buying the domain name – they’ve put up a very basic page with a link to their main site.
So what’s the point? Traffic. People read Dilbert cartoons and will usually search for things – something possible now with the Internet and search engines. Plus it’s a challenge and handy when you can show a potential SEO client
Zeberpupin – Dilbert’s New Computer System
If you’ve heard of “Zeberpupin” chances are you’ve a Dilbert cartoon reader.
“Invented” by Wally, it appear to be a made-up computer system so that he doesn’t get fired – as he says, the word is “indispensable”.
So why are these cartoons about Zeberpupin relevant to business?
Does your company run a computer system or process that is reliant on a single person? What if they left? What if they suffered from a long term illness?
The situation is not good for the business or for the employee. The business is too reliant on one person and, whilst it might help secure the job future for the employee, it adds extra stress to them as any issues puts them as the focal point. If the business is 24×7 this can mean being on almost permanent call-out duty.
Now is the time to get that skill documented, even if it’s just the processes that you’d need to complete in the event of an emergency. And stop being a Wally!
Ironing Service in Andover
If you are looking for an ironing service in Andover, a young entrepreneur from Ludgershall has started a service covering Andover, Ludgershall and Tidworth – and at very good rates.
Called Pressed to Impress, using the power of Facebook and by posting on various groups, Lucy is building her business with a great service and very competitive prices. By charging per group of items you know how much it will cost before Lucy collects it – so no surprises!
Whilst having your ironing done by someone else may seem a luxury, if you work for yourself it’s worth considering how much time it will save you – time that you could use doing more client based (and chargeable) work.
To find out more, head over to Facebook and Pressed to Impress. Or you can email Lucy at lucy_.ox@live.co.uk or call on 07718 286 893.
Oobafit Doing Oobawell
We’ve been working with online fitness and online nutrition website Oobafit recently on their SEO and are starting to see results with their 2 main keywords just off the 1st page on Google.
Simon and his team haven’t been standing still either and were recently featured on the Lifehacker website which resulted in quite a few new visitors and signups.
The site helps you by building a personal fitness, diet, and weight loss plan and allows you to connect and share with friends on Facebook, so that they can give you the encouragement / friendly kick so you needn’t feel you’re on your own.
It’s also free and easy to use – so much so we’ve even signed up ourselves!
The Oak at Smannell – New Client
The Oak at Smannell is a traditional style Hampshire country pub located in Smannell, just outside Andover and recently taken over by Tom and Vicky.
Between them they have already built up an excellent reputation for the quality of the food and service as well as attracting many of the local (and not so local) residents back. The also have regular event nights.
To help promote The Oak at Smannell, Tom has already started putting the pub’s presence online by redesigning the website himself and getting into Facebook and Twitter.
We are going to be working them to get their new “designed by the landlord” website up and running as well as getting the site to rank for related searches such as “Sunday Roast Andover Pub“, “Sunday Pub Lunch Andover” and “Country Pub Hampshire“.
Get Listed on Google – Fast
Firstly a big thank you to Dilbert and his “Dung For Brains” cartoon. A couple of cartoons involved links and SEO so getting a post on Google seemed like a good test for seeing how quickly we could get a post listed.
Not sure we should be telling you this but, here goes…
- Optimise The Content
This is a must! How can you expect to be found if your keywords aren’t in the right places – or there at all? Page Title, Meta Description and Content. - Re-submit Your Sitemap
To help Google find your pages you need a sitemap – it tells Google what pages you have. You also need a Webmaster login. - Post a Link on Twitter
Ideally you have an establised Twitter account and haven’t just created it. Even better if you can get it re-tweeted. - Post a Link on Facebook
If you can get people to share it, even better. - Post a Link on LinkedIn
It’s another place for a link. - Post a Link on Gumtree
“Err where?” I hear you ask. Gumtree. Go to the “Services” section and create an ad to link back to your post. It does work and Google seems to like it.
So did it work? Yes, with posted to live in around 3 1/2 hours. We did manage to achieve 75 seconds once (seriously – client was there to time it) but that was on a site we’d been blogging daily, and sometimes twice daily, on.
You might now want to do all of this for each blog post – this was done as a test but gave us around 400+ hits in the first 24 hours.
Feel free to try the above ideas and play around with them – try a few posts with just Twitter, maybe just a Gumtree advert.
And if you have any tips you’d like to brag about, add them to the Comments below. They’ll be quite safe as nobody ever reads these posts
Dung For Brains – Dilbert’s Company Gets Googled
Dung for Brains! Dilbert’s company, Path-E-Tech Management use some Black Hat SEO in the shape of fake links to boost their rankings. However Google find out and they can then only be found for a certain search…”Dung for Brains”.
Okay so it’s not quite true but start trying to mess Google around and they may just punish you – so no white text on white backgrounds please!
Maybe it also shows that SEO and link building are finally being seen as an industry by the media and not just people messing about on Google.
If your website comes up under any weird searches, let us know and we’ll publish them. But please, no spammy links – or you’ll not even be coming up for “Dung for Brains”
Alternatively, if you need to come up high on Google without them punishing you, feel free to get in touch.
Update: 3 1/2 hours later and this little blog post seems to be doing quite well…
